• boygaga:

Christian Hogue
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  • "w is not a vowel"
    – every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

    (via bewbin)

  • corporateaccount:

    iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

    (via bewbin)

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  • COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

    toasterstrudel:

    1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
    2. Marry them and start a family
    3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
    4. Make them strudel with no icing
    5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
    6. Take all six packets for yourself
    7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

    (via thefuuuucomics)

  • kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
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  • orgasm:

    it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

    american education system what r u doin

    (via dutchster)

  • fuckyeahzarry:

    enemaroberts:

    I can’t wait till zayn and perrie actually do get married y’all are gonna go into melt down

    fucking fight u uckine bitch slut whore rat dried up cum cunt slutty ass whore trash bag rplace ur apple juice with piss u fucking ruined yellow crayon donkey asss bitch fuk u dead ass

    (via pleathe-deactivated20140814)

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